The Mega-Zine Museum
June 27, 1999
THE SNAIL MASTER Did you know that White Line Warrior is an anagram of "Eat her lion Wriirw"? And your name makes "She nails matter"!
MKIIJL, ENDBRINGER Do you get the feeling that the voice-over guy from the Twilight Zone is describing your life? Do do do do, do do do do...
TINKERBELL THE BUFFALO FAIRY I was at Wondergirl's house and we hit upon a great game wherein you try to fit Steps routine to Korn songs. You seriously have far too much time on your hands!
DEAR 'ZINE
As this is the first time I've written into 'Zine, I thought I'd write an ode to my mug.
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PS: I think The Jacobean Skate Punk is really cute.
Magnetic Slug.
I'm sorry, but first letters always
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DEAR 'ZINE
I looked back at the prison of five years, sighed and shed a quiet tear for all the friends I was losing. Even Vampire's cold heart can be pierced by the infectious laughter, warm smile and gentle embrace of one called friend. Now I've lost that.
Some say school years are the best of our lives, but can this much pain ever come to any good?
Goodbye all who knew my name, goodbye human life. The quiet girl is dead, only Black Blood remains...
Black Blood, loss is all there is.
All together now... "Always look on
the bright si-de of life... "
A THOUSAND PROBLEMS
Standing at the bus stop with my shopping in my hands, one granny punched me and ran off.
I chased her through the bingo hall, Shoe Express, every corner turned around.
Only takes one granny to clear a thousand bus seats, only takes one old dear to cause a thousand problems.
Blonde but not Dumb
I don't know... The old people of
today, what's the world coming to?
TO ERIC THE GARDENER
It is so true what you said about Aslan, before that stupid flying lion came along everything was COOL and wintery.
Winter is definitely better than summer 'cos you can go sledging and put snow down the back of people's coats and watch them go "Ahhhhhhhhhh"!
It is very exciting stuff.
Tallulah Belle
Snow wonder you like winter! —
OW, C'MON, IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY!
