The Mega-Zine Museum
June 24, 1999
THE SNAIL MASTER Please help me. Sorry, we can't work miracles!
FREAK GIRL All I ever wanted was to be the princess and wear the pretty frilly dresses. You just enjoy kissing frogs!
PHANTOM CHICKEN Ha Ha. So you think you're funny, do you?
FLYING TURNIP Only Smarties have the answer. You're relying on a Smartie to give you the answers?
WHO IS THE WEIRD ONE?
I was walking down the road the other day when this guy jumped out in front of me. He was wearing a wedding dress, a pair of Mickey Mouse ears and carrying a machine gun.
He then started shouting "You freak" in my face. Do you think he was trying to tell me something?
Mysterious Chik
What part didn't you understand?
SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE
I have a new debate. Sequins v glitter.
I'm on the side of glitter because you can fill letters with it and you can decorate envelopes with it.
Also, you can put glitter glue in your hair. What do you think?
Stove's Secret Thinker
Which one makes you
SPARKLE?!
Dear "Mad not Mad"
Thank you very much for saying you'll be my friend. You too Siamese dream, it made my day!
But you see, I'm still sad because if you knew that I went around putting curses on people, I don't think you'd want to be my friend anymore. Please don't let this change any opinion you may have of me.
Opium Fairy
And you wonder why you
HAVE NO FRIENDS!
DAYTIME TELEVISION
I have just left school, and I love watching daytime television.
Trisha rocks, and Sunset Beach is the best soap on daytime television. As for Jerry Springer, he is just out of this world.
Deeza
They obviously taught you
A LOT AT SCHOOL!
