The Mega-Zine Museum
June 18, 1999
PUZZLE PIECE What's the mystery of life? No one knows - it's a mystery. Doh! Doh!
EXPLOSIVE When my letters don't get printed, is this because they're too long, or has WLW got nothing to say to them. Ummm... Oooo... Yes. Maybe.
DEMONIC BEING WITH TOO MANY THOUGHTS I like drum-'n'-bass, rock, indie, trip hop, R&B and a bit of grunge. But that's enough about me, what about you? Man, you're so picky.
INTERESTING THINGS TO DO:
- Find out when a friend's favourite TV programme is on, then ring them seven minutes after it starts.
- When you're the first car in a queue at traffic lights, get a map out. Try to miss the green light at least twice.
- On the way out of the cinema after seeing a film, discuss the ending in a loud voice with your mates.
Gnasty Gnore's Girlfriend
I hate people like you! Ggrrrr!
10 THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME, BUT WON'T CARE...
| 1) | I bite my nails. |
| 2) | I once thought I astrally projected across the playground, but woke up and found it was a dream. |
| 3) | I spell fon-e-tikallie when playing Scrabble. |
| 4) | I enjoy cheese. |
| 6, 7, 8) | I like Negative Creep, Nirvana and Random Gulp. |
Scentless Apprentice
9 and 10 were things
I DEFINITELY DIDN'T CARE ABOUT!
Dear Ziners,
A funny thing happened the other day... I was at the airport when an American boy ran up to an orange balloon dog shouting 'Sparky come back!', and then gave it to me to hold for a minute.
I am now the proud owner of Sparky because the American never came back for him. The only problem is that he is only trained until midnight...
Fluffy-Brained Hippy
PS Sparky says Hi!
You should think yourself lucky -
MOST YANKS AREN'T TRAINED AT ALL!
LISTEN AT THIS PORTAL...
Tiger, tiger,
Run, run, run.
Tiger, tiger,
Move, move, move.
Tiger, Tiger,
Hop, hop, hop.
Tiger, tiger,
You know what's right...
The Man From Uncool
That's
GRRRRRREEEEEAT!
