The Mega-Zine Museum
June 17, 1999
PUZZLE PIECE How do we know we exist? Maybe we're just a dream, a figment of somebody's imagination. That's more like a nightmare!
SOGGY TEABAG Ears are wonderful. Where did you hear that then?
SCENTLESS APPRENTICE I rob from the bank when playing Monopoly You won't get far on that money.
TINKERBELL THE BUFFALO FAIRY Mmmmmmmmm, Polyfilla. It certainly fills a gap!
HEY Y'ALL
Let me introduce myself. I'm a piece from a jigsaw puzzle, but none of the other pieces are like me. They all put me down every day because I am a little different from them.
I will always be what I am and look like what I want to. I am a piece of sky, but I chose to be a luminous lime green and they didn't like it. So I decided to leave the box and travel through the realms of Teletext.
Puzzle piece
I don't know about you but I'm puzzled!
MUGS
I have a special mug. This mug had a special place in my heart. The bin! Why won't anyone realise that mugs are nothing more than decorated pottery and should be punished.
If mugs break it is a good thing! We can finally get rid of the disgraceful object.
The worst mug of all is Simon P, for he has a floral design on him. The shame of it all.
Fuzzy Rhinoceros
You're the mug, because what will
YOU DRINK OUT OF NOW?
WLW
A Buffalo Fairy is a creature of great ethereal beauty. The buffalo, as in the large bull-like creature, actually gained its name from us, as the first buffalo was the freakish offspring of a distant relative who mistook a small yak for his wife.
Buffalo fairies love to make doilies and bedsocks for other creatures. But I am the "black sheep" of the family and chose a life of crime.
Tinkerbell the Buffalo Fairy
Black sheep? Buffalo Fairy?
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!
JACK THE RIPPER
I've made an amazing discovery! My maths teacher is really Jack the Ripper. Yes, it's true. Let me tell you the story.
T'was a bitter Tuesday afternoon when our apologetic maths teacher arrived late, wearing a blood-stained shirt. Her big, black briefcase was covered in blood and upon glancing inside I found the head of my missing best friend.
Beware, this could happen to you.
Mysterious Chik
I hope your maths doesn't
SUFFER BECAUSE OF THIS
