The Mega-Zine Museum
June 13, 1999
FREAK GIRL Do something everyday that scares someone else. I've only got to look at people and they're scared!
FLYING TURNIP It's a big day for me - I'm starting playschool. I'm very pleased for you.
MKIIJL, ENDBRINGER Wouldn't the world be a scary place without coffee? I don't think that I would be scared.
POLLY FILLER Remember kids: A frown costs nothing. The best things in life really are free!
TEENAGE ANGST
I have many problems. I cannot drive. My geography teacher thinks I am clinically insane. I have a large freckle on the sole of my left foot.
I am in love with a boy I saw on 15-to-1 the other day. I met Declan Donnelly last week and no-one will believe me.
Life is cruel.
The red-eyed treefrog
I should start checking your
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ALL SATANIC ZINERS
Did anybody know that Daedalus is the Greek figure that is the source of more than one occult tradition. He constructed the Cretan Labyrinth, where the Minotaur was concealed.
He was the first man to fly, using wings of wax and feathers, and is said to be the inventor of such basic tools as the saw and the axe...
Thrilling or what!?!
I Eat Cheese
You really should get out more-
GET A LIFE!
ZINERS EVERYWHERE
Am I popular? What is popularity, anyway? Is it when a lot of people like you? Why do they like you? Is it because you are good at something? Do you give them things? Do you share things with them? Does this make you cool?
Am I the only person in the world that doesn't like Star Wars? Does this make me uncool?
Too many questions! My head!
Explosive
Well you don't expect me to answer
YOUR QUESTIONS DO YOU?!
A CRY TO FELLOW ZINERS
Help! We can't eat meat because it's contaminated with BSE and other nasties. We can't eat vegetables because they've gone mutant.
We're going to end up living on "fresh air pie". But then that's polluted...
Dangerous Dairylea Dynamo
That takes the joy out of a
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