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June 3, 1999

GINGA KAPPA SLAPPA I would like to apologise to Glen from HMV. About time, Ginga. Glen got in contact with us and he says there are to be no more frisbee fights in his shop.

THE JACOBEAN SKATE PUNK FROM THE DEVIL'S TOILET When I argue I see shapes. Do they change colour as the discussion becomes more heated?

PACIFIC PUNCH BAG Never run away again, lady of the flowers. Or the boy of the field will punish you for your cowardice.

 

DEAR 'ZINERS

My English teacher plays electric guitar in a band.

In his lesson I wrote a piece about my music tastes and me learning to play guitar, and he told me to get out there and become Courtney Love!

Naturally I thought he was pretty cool until he wrote in my report that I'm erratic, moody and have a lack of self-discipline.

Next Generation Rocker, RIOT GRRL

Any future Courtney Love would have to

YAKITY-YAK INTERACTIVE TALKBACK p204

 

'ZINERS

Never trust:

  • Men (or women) with moustaches, they're trying to draw attention away from the evil in their eyes.
  • Men with lots of gold jewellery (especially medallions).
  • People who make chopping movements with their hands when they talk.
  • The woman in the chip shop with the missing finger.

Freak Girl

Write this down guys,

YOU WILL NEED THIS INFORMATION

 

TO THE 'ZINE COMMUNITY

I've never written before so I'll keep this sweet.

I read magic on these pages for ages and feel I would fit in perfect. People talk of social outcasts... Well...

Hey? I am the outcast. "Undershadowed by grief."

I've no time to waste... but I've got time on my hands.

Why does no-one overstand me?

Mad Not Mad

Today's lesson is about paradox.

OR MAYBE IT ISN'T

 

'ZINERS

A hoover, well it hoovers. A CD player plays CDs and a cooker cooks. But what I can't understand is why a pen is not a writer, a bed isn't a sleeper, a car is not a lethal suicide machine and a computer is not an aeroplane with serious altitude problems.

Why Megazine is not funnier I don't know either but surely WLW can make something up.

Eau Rouge

What's brown and sticky?

A STICK