The Mega-Zine Museum
May 31, 1999
KWEEN KAT Sitting on a roof looking like a spoof, was a posh young man, trying to get a tan. Surely he could afford a sunbed?
FLYING TURNIP Bleep! Back at ya, baby.
RANDOM GULP Gibbons? In gold box? Nah, baboons perhaps, but never gibbons. Aaaww, stop monkeying around.
THE MELTED ICE CUBE Here's a top tip for ya. Link together paper clips to make attractive jewellery which is both cheap and easily adjustable. Cool.
MEGAZINE
Everyone - here is a little song I want you all to sing over and over.
The cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the barn,
The cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the barn,
The cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the barn,
Oh poor Nelly.
Scooter from the devil's garden shed
And just what did poor Nelly do?
MUGGINS (AND MUG-OUT)
I have a mug as well! Some people say it's ugly, some people say it's pretty, but most agree that it's simply a plain old mug.
Sometimes people like to take pictures of it.
They call it a mug shot.
Dangerous Dairylea Dynamo (DDD)
There's nothing like a cheesy joke
TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY
MEGAZINE
I am really a small faerie living in the mists of Avalon. When tears persist, I dry your cheeks. When your head is weary, I become your guide.
I am never present, but always there. I have my hair in two plaits which makes me look about five, but inside I'm 500.
Alonza's half sister.
Before you know, it you'll be trying
PLASTIC SURGERY
DEAR ZINE
This afternoon, on a train leaving Waterloo station, I watched all the men wearing the SAME suits and all the women talking on the same phones in the same voice to the same people.
Everyone was wearing the same shiny shoes and it made me cry.
Everybody, change your shoes, it will save you.
Saesneg
Yes, wear dirty shoes
MAKE THE SHOE-SHINE BOYS HAPPY
