The Mega-Zine Museum
May 27, 1999
NAFF NYMPH Oh great. Hiccup is back. And I thought I killed him... Just goes to show, when you want to get rid of Hiccups, you never can.
TROUBLED PENGUIN You'd be surprised what you can learn from a goldfish. Absolutely, like how just by giving people your signature, you can become completely in debt. Credit cards — just say no, kids!
PC STU I don't only write to Miss Croft. Just ask Lara, she'll tell you. This is frighteningly obsessive behaviour Mr PC Stu.
'ZINE
Seeing as you've all started talking nicely to each other again I thought I'd pipe up.
I love everybody, but very few love me... nobody even comments on my letters except WLW. What kind of life is that? Eh? Eh?
Answer me somebody, I know you're out there...
PS Eau Rouge... great corner...
PPS Where has the fax number gone?
PPPS What happened to Afka Gonzo?
The Enigmatic Stranger
It could be worse, what if even I
YAKITY-YAK INTERACTIVE TALKBACK p204
TO FREAK GIRL'S MUM
I would just like to say, I really don't think you have anything to worry about.
I mean, it's just a bit of fun, and I think her letters are very interesting.
Frankly, in my opinion, I'm sure your daughter is beautiful, but if she choses to call herself "Freakgirl", it's just a nickname.
Yours sincerely,
Censored Carott
Bad game-plan Mr Carrot, if their
PARENTS LIKE YOU, YOU'VE BLOWN IT!
DEAR PEOPLE,
What is wrong with people of the ginger variety?
There is a ginger girl in my class who has eerie powers and I think she's a witch. Pretty cool huh?
Her name is Kathryn and she's one Hip Mama.
PS. She even has a black cat (by that I mean a dog).
The Superior Tea-Towel Maker
Fair is foul and foul is fair, hover
THROUGH THE FOG AND FILTHY HAIR!
Hmmmmmm...
The day has opened... The day will later close. As normal, life passes by, I go unnoticed.
My wirey hair, such a thing of absolute beauty is mocked and scorned, oh, oh why?
I have so much more to offer. Look deeper into my few hairs, come on, give me a chance... let me grow!
Goodbye,
Bumfluff Moustache
What is this 'Ziney obsession
WITH HAIR ALL OF A SUDDEN?
