The Mega-Zine Museum
May 16, 1999
I CAN'T SPEAK,
My veins have sprung a leak,
I'm just too shy to speak.
Are they looking at my teeth?
They don't know the depth beneath.
My confidence has gone.
But was it ever there?
It said it wouldn't be long,
I wish that I just didn't care.
Blonde but not Dumb
My veins sprung a leak once...
LOVELY BIRDS
I'd just like to say, after all the talk about pigeons, I think seagulls are very under-rated.
The only reason they steal bread from ducks is because no-one feeds them.
Please spare some crumbs for the seagulls — underneath that hard exterior they are poor little birdies.
Deep Blue Someone
Do you really believe this...
DON'T BE SO GULL—IBLE!
WLW,
If you don't print this letter, I'm going to kill your sheep and eat it, ha ha! I know how much you love your sheep so maybe you should print my letter.
If you do print this, I will fall madly in love with you and give you a year's supply of sheep food.
How's that sound?
S, D and A
Welcome to the Ziney flock,
EWE KNOW IT MAKES SENSE!
A SAD POEM
It isn't snowing but the ground is white,
It isn't raining but I'm drenched,
It isn't night yet all is dark,
I can hear screaming but I am alone,
I'm far away but I'm still here.
I'm free as a bird but I'm trapped in this place.
I want to fly but I won't take your wings.
Deep Blue Someone
Let me guess, Saturday afternoon
IN FULHAM!
