The Mega-Zine Museum
May 5, 1999
LIL BEEBLEBROX GIRL VROOOOOOOM... What the zarking smegging zarking planet of hell was that? Beats me.
HOT CROSS PSYCHO BUNNY OK. Own up... which 'Ziner poured hot water down my rabbit hole at Easter? I'm with you bunnykins. Either one of you owns up or you'll all be kept behind!
TWISTED NYMPH So, WLW, do you come here often? Are you flirting with me?
WLW — MEGAZINE
The shame! My family have all turned to a life of crime! My uncle has been banned from Tesco for two years for pinching some sweets and "testing" them around the store.
But I too have stolen from Tesco... yes, I stole a raspberry liquorice sweet from the "Pick 'n Mix"! I am sorry, please forgive me.
PS, I think there should be a "Banana Day" for us yellow and curved folk!
Split Banana (repenting her sins)
A Banana Day? I think you've had
ENOUGH CAREER SLIP-UPS ALREADY!
TO KWEEN KAT,
If you want someone for your camping trip, pick me.
I can do number two cos I'm evil and sadistic. I can do number four cos I used to be in the army cadets. And number five cos I eat wolves for breakfast, dinner and tea.
Steamin' Demon
But we want someone really camp!
I'LL GIVE JARVIS COCKER A RING
O ALL U ENGLISH PEOPLE:
Come to Wales! Weather is boiled to the moon, surf is up, and the trendies are outweighed by surfers, skaters, snow-boarders, goths, punks, rugby hooligans, and indie and grunge chicks.
So, DO NOT FOLLOW THE PEOPLE WITH THE BALL, as quoted by my good friend Rhodri.
Weird Wise Welsh Witch
"Every day, when I wake up, I thank the
"Lord I'm Welsh" (CATATONIA, NOT ME)
'ZINERS
Well, you know how years are based on the birth of Jesus, well, what about us that don't believe in that stuff?
Are we living on fake time? If we didn't have years, months, weeks, days, life would be groovy!
I say we all go on "time strike" for a few weeks! Doh!
Deep Blue Someone
Time, time, what is time? Oh, it's 2.30
OH, NEVER MIND!
