The Mega-Zine Museum
May 3, 1999
KWEEN KAT It wasn't me! Yeah, well who else could it have been?
XENIA HESFENIA (AND TINKERBELL THE BUFFALOFAIRY) Dear Ickle Strawberry Moose, who loves ya? who loves ya?!! eh? eh? Meeeeeeeeeeee. Bless.
PHANTOM CHICKEN A couple of days ago I had a panda race. My panda was called Huffy Puffy and was really fat. I came last. Stupid panda. Now you know it's the taking part that counts.
A BRIEF CONVERSATION INDICATING THE INTELLIGENCE OF WLW
| WLW: | Look at that bunch of cows over there! |
| CATALIN: | Not bunch, herd! |
| WLW: | Heard of what? |
| CATALIN: | Herd of cows. |
| WLW: | Sure I've heard of cow, everyone's heard of cows! |
| CATALIN: | No, a cow herd. |
| WLW: | Why should I care what a cow heard. I've got no secrets from a cow! |
Catalin
If you want to see a silly cow, look
AT DAISY'S POP REVIEWS!
TO MEGAZINE
So Casualty is blamed for an increase in suicides? WHAT NEXT?!!
"The Bill prompts vandalism figures up 20%"?
Or "Evil Tango adverts lead to orange slaughter"?
Think about it.
Carter's Unstitchable Sewing Machine
Oh, I don't know, Westlife blamed for
BETTER STANDARDS IN POP? NO...
I WISH
I wish all my letters got printed then it would make me a very well-known 'Ziner.
Most of you don't really care if one of my letters get printed. Well, for me each letter is taking me nearer to being the most well-known 'Ziner ever.
I'll rule 'Zine, I tell you. I'll rule it all, ha ha ha ha.
(The slightly mad) Flying Turnip
Rulers need wisdom and maturity...
GUESS I SLIPPED THROUGH THE NET
ZINERS
Sailing in a hovercraft, through the moon-lit sky
Lots of birds on pogo sticks, jumping very high.
From a huge space ship UFO Joe gives a wave,
Ermm, ideas for a last line anyone?
Deep Blue Someone
And invites us down to Mars
FOR A MIDNIGHT ALIEN RAVE?
