The Mega-Zine Museum
May 1, 1999
LITTLE OWL All emotions aren't real, they are just your emotions. I think you're getting a little over-emotional.
FLYING TURNIP Lone Star, it happens to me too. People don't like me! Do you want to be friends? It gives me a warm feeling to bring people together!
NAFF NYMPH I've had letters addressed to me, I've had my name mentioned alongside the greats. But so far I have not had anybody giving me out-and-out worship. This reminds me of a song — "Dre-e-e-e-eam, dream, dream, dream..."
LARA CROFT
I agree with you that Communism would be a great stride forward. But since the whole thing has giving at its core, humans are just too greedy to make it work.
Democracy, on the other hand, lets people be a little greedy so seems to work more often. Oh, and one last thing — isn't it cool that you have to give Armageddon (not the film) a capital letter?
Meet Pi
Remember 'Ziners, you blame society,
YOU BLAME YOURSELF! DEEP!
MY APOLOGIES
Rose, I'm soooooo sorry for wearing baggy pants. I had no idea it meant I was trying to be a skater when I clearly am not. I will now only wear extremely tight pants to be sure that I don't offend you or anybody else from the skating scene.
Who the flip are you?! Since when have skaters had a copyright on baggy pants? That's like saying I can't wear dark make-up because I'm not a goth. You are incredibly petty-minded.
Frankie James
Bad skaters just don't have a leg to
STAND ON, DO THEY?
RADIOHEAD CAN REALLY MAKE YOU THINK
After just a year of changing my name five times and seeing the demise of Ninja Hamster, I have decided to stop dreaming. I never achieved 'Zine stardom, I probably warn't good enough.
I have no claims to fame and if I mentioned any of my letters no one would care or remember them, but I won't bother wasting your time. I hope someone kind enough could help me see things in a better way.
Unlimited Edition
Things could be worse, you could be a
MEMBER OF 21st CENTURY GIRLS!
TO TWEEN SAT
Hiya! I'd go camping with you. But don't put me in charge of anything, I just want to find the meaning of life and hope my mother ship returns to get me. I've been on this planet too long!
Love,
Yellow Karma Bunny
A 'Zine camping trip? 'Ziners are
CAMP ENOUGH ALREADY!
