The Mega-Zine Museum
April 21, 1999
FRANK JR, JR Sounds from a farm: MOO, BAA, MOO, OINK. I'd be more impressed if you sent smells from a farm. (Don't take that as an invitation to send something nasty in the post, though.)
THE WONDERGIRL The view from my window: the sewage works, a caravan park, a gas holder thingy, a scary lane. People pee in front of me, it's not my fault. Zoo animals too. Continuing today's theme of bodily functions.
TINKERBELL Cheeeeeese! Cheese. Cheese? My kingdom for a piece of cheese.
TO MEGAZINE
A letter for A Lone Star: Want to be friends? I know how you feel. Just recently a poem dragged from the murky depths of my lonely heart was aired on the 'Zine.
It depicted my pain, my sorrow and my despair that none of my letters were printed; nobody missed me.
But hey! I still love you all.
(The Invisible?) Scentless Apprentice
Right — enough of this misery
SMILE, GOD LOVES YOU
SANTA'S VERSES
Good morning.
I rode into the desert to get out of the rain, but my horse has no name.
Also, I love punks but they are not punks unless they're straight edge, like me, even though I'm an indie chick.
weird wise Welsh witch
PS. I bless all you WLW people with my magical magic.
So I guess I'll see you at
STONEHENGE NEXT WEEK THEN
COO,
Recently there's been a lot of untruth spoken of myself and comrades and it's my duty to reveal the truth.
Pigeons are not Satanic; we are an elite, drawing parallels with the Brotherhood. There is an inner party (Homing Pigeons) and outer party (Streetwalkers).
Living in cities enables us to watch you all and gather information to take over the world.
General Wigglebutt
Some days you're the pigeon
AND SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE STATUE
WLW
When multiplied by the square of a circle's radius I equal its area. I can also be multiplied by the diameter of a circle to find the circumference.
However, I've never got the hang of skydiving — I find jumping over 13 combine harvesters on a motorbike quite hard and I can't pole vault.
Oh well, you can't be good at everything I suppose.
Meet Pi
What have meat pies
GOT TO DO WITH MATHS?
