The Mega-Zine Museum
April 19, 1999
FRANK JR, JR Don't call me a kid, call me a goat! Other names spring to mind!
(Seductive) BLUE EYES Underneath WLW's pleasing exterior lurks a diabolically sarcastic fiend. No, I'm just very misunderstood.
THE OBSERVER THAT CAN BE DISCREET Have you noticed that no one ever sneezes or coughs around someone wearing fake hair? Well, only for a laugh!
Yo 'Ziners,
To all you girls out there who are dying to ask out some sexy guy and don't know how, I'll tell you how I got my boyfriend.
I went up to him and said: "I can read your mind. You're thinking about a white rabbit with straws sticking out of its ears. And you're going to ask me out."
Censored Carrot
No, that'll never work —
THE BEST WAY IS TO DRUG THEM!
(Not) a true story:
Not many people liked him at school. He was too lazy to get a job, his mum was still running around after him at 25.
One day he won the Lottery. He blew his money on impressing others. Slowly he grew more and more average, and in a sad struggle for popularity he replaced himself for money.
He became alone. He knows that there's nothing more depressing than having everything, and still feeling sad.
The Impure Maiden
Sounds like the story of my life —
EXCEPT THE WINNING THE LOTTERY!
'Ziners of the world:
WANTED FOR CAMPING TRIP:
- Someone to be in charge of food: baked beans, spaghetti hoops and such.
- A spooky, sadistic type to tell ghost stories.
- Someone with extra-terrestrial connections.
- Boy Scout type who can build fires and tents.
- Good-looking guy to protect me from blood-thirsty wolves.
Send nominations on a postcard.
Kween Kat
I can't think of anything worse —
CAMPING WITH SOCIAL MISFITS!
This is Da Big Yello Banana, and I just want to say to all you 'Ziners that a banana is forever, not just for Tuesdays.
Who was it that wanted to know whether you'd get stiff nipples or cold feet when you streaked because I did it and found that I tended to get sore feet from stepping on stones, my nipples did go hard though. I wonder if what you felt depends on your sex?
What do you think? Here's to streaking!
Da Big Yellow Banana
I'm gonna try — so watch out if
A YOU'RE IN THE FULHAM AREA!
