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April 13, 1999

TANGA GIRL I am the Mighty Orange Spacewoman. Well I am the great Tangerine man!

DEMONIC WITH TOO MANY THOUGHTS I like chocolate, MMmmm... Chocolate! Bye! Hope you haven't eaten them all, I could do with some.

INSANIE ZANIE JANIE Green ladders and jam. Green ladders and jam. Green ladders and jam. Green ladders and jam. Green ladders and jam. Ooh, pager! Earth calling space, come in space!

 

Dear WLW,

I was talking to my brother yesterday about onions when I discovered four things:

  • Cornflakes are to be consumed orally.
  • Flower pots can make trendy hats.
  • It's fun watching quadraplegic squirrels trying to climb trees.
  • Fairy Blue makes an interesting substitute for petrol.

The Superior Tea Towel Maker.

I'd like to know what you normally

DO WITH YOUR CORNFLAKES!!!

 

Dear WLW,

I wake up each morning, turn on the radio. It's either Billie, Spice Girls, or some '60s band.

I decided to ring in and ask for Nirvana. The response was: "This is a minority music, we cater for everyone."

Why don't radio stations accept that we aren't all teenyboppers or in the over 30s? Am I the only one in Suffolk who likes this stuff?

Purple

Yes you are! You sad excuse

FOR A HUMAN

 

Dear WLW,

Does anyone like dreaming? I do, it's great. Dreams are our own creation. Or perceptions, everyday life and thoughts shape our dreams. It's like we're directing our own films. We can change it and repeat it all in our head.

Forget about the meaning of it, enjoy the clear picture and sound quality.

Mine have colour and sound, and are very bizarre. I've had a couple which have been emotionally disturbing.

Demonic with too many thoughts

Come on then,

AM I IN YOUR DREAMS?

 

A Pessimist's Poem

Slowly sliding backwards,
Forgotten thoughts frozen still,
Re-opening old wounds,
The once sugar coated taste.

Reliving the sting,
Shattering within me,
Repeating within me.

Repeating rewinding once more,
All this because —
A pessimist is never disappointed.

Topsy Turvy Butterfly

Sorry to disappoint you, but

BUTTERFLIES ONLY LIVE FOR A DAY!