The Mega-Zine Museum
April 12, 1999
CUMMIFLUX I would like everyone to celebrate "things we like about stuff day" at least once a week. I'd like to make it an official holiday. OK, how about National WLW Appreciation Day?
A LONE STAR "No one loves me... it's not right but it's OK." We love you LS!
TIGER BOY There was a silly seagull, sat on a chimney rail, he tried to warm his feet and bum, but there was no heat at all. Drat, the invention of the gas fire!
HEY ZINERS,
WLW has an assistant! Maybe when we think there's a new WLW, it's just cos WLW's gone on holiday and his assistant's answering the letters.
What's his name? Flying Turnip thinks it could be WLA — White Line Assistant.
Captain Fish and Flying Turnip
Holiday?
WHAT'S THAT THEN???
ODE TO MY LATE GIRAFFE
You said you'd guide me when I couldn't see, look at me when nobody listened, you never said a mean word to me, you received me with love and look at you now, down a dark and everlasting hole, as empty as my heart.
I had to get rid of you, my grandma is allergic to polyester.
What else could I do, tolerate her sneezing? She snores loud enough!
Sweet FA
No one could make me part with
MY CUDDLY TOY, MR SCHNUCKUMS.
TO ZINE,
If anyone wondered and wanted to know, I love: punk music, skateboarding, alternatives, noise, anarchy, students, WLW, art lessons, Manga, goths, indie chicks, graffiti, hip hop, street culture, creativity, dreams, cycling, happy people.
I reject: normal things, nasty monsters, pop music, mainstream music.
The Jacobean Bounty Hunter from the Devil's Toilet.
I love: M&S Chicken Tikka Massala
I REJECT: CHICKEN TONIGHT, yuk.
MEGAZINE,
Here's a poem:
I sit in my bedroom
And look out the window
It's raining
But nothing is wet
The sky is grey
All I feel is decay
I sit and try to forget.
Dark Heart
I did wonder weather (sic)
AIR this poem on precipitation.
