The Mega-Zine Museum
April 5, 1999
MEET PI He who dares will most probably get shot. So he won't be the winner will he?! It's lucky I'm a coward!
FLYING TURNIP All right, One of you must know... Who stole my sausages? I confess. It was me. But what are you going to do about it?
MISS ANGELICA Here's a little ditty to all the peeps out in the real world - stay gold. Always believe in your soul. You're indestructible!! Great.
'Ziners of the world unite!
Irony
Laughter disguises depression.
An empty cup portrays an empty life.
Originality is an excuse for monotony.
Screaming reinforces the silence.
Sympathy is an excuse for malevolence.
Voluntary is equivalent to duty, sanity in lunacy,
reality is a fallacy, and life is a metaphor for death.
Sweet FA
(Bitter and twisted I may add - WLW)
Next you'll be saying that
FUN IS BORING!
'ZINERS
I disappeared,
And nobody cared,
An invisible girl,
Who is now in despair.
Nobody loves her,
(Though she keeps herself clean)
My heart was broken,
By the Megazine.
(a sad and lonely)
Scentless Apprentice..
What
HAVE WE DONE!!!!!
EUPHORIA??
Life's unpredictability keeps me up all night.
Occurrences never meant to be understood. Not by you.
Sometimes I feel anything is possible.
In a world which amazes me. My rabid fears unleash themselves.
Yet this is all I have ever wanted. Disillusioned and free.
In my world without consequence - this makes me alive.....
until day hits home and I fall from my bed.
The Pretty Hate
Too much cheese
BEFORE BEDTIME MY FRIEND!!
OK SAVRON
How did you reappear?
I knew you were killed because my boyfriend destroyed you himself (with help from the little folk, of course).
You cannot become resurrected - it is impossible. The ring was destroyed.
Well, if you are - I'll just have to hit you myself!!
Arwen Evenstar
Right you two, I want
A GOOD CLEAN FIGHT...