The Mega-Zine Museum
April 4, 1999
MEET PI The key to our existence has been cleverly hidden under the doormat of eternity. Not when I last looked!
NUCLEAR TURNIP FROM LIVERPOOL To the person standing in front of my TV: You make a better door than a window! I hate it when people do that!
CUMMIFLUX I'm wearing Wondergirl's pants and they are quite fabulous. I'm wearing the same pants as yesterday, and they're quite uncomfortable!!! Dear 'Ziners, Exactly what is the purpose of those bits of weed that people in restaurants insist on putting on everything they serve?
Not only do they have no purpose, but it is extremely off-putting to assume that your Soup Of The Day has begun to grow fungus.
China Doll In some restuarants you actually PAY MORE FOR THE FUNGUS!! Calling all 'Ziners You stare at me with cruel eyes The school hears my name and hisses at me And I say 'I'm sorry, I'm only a man.' Inflatable Gummi Bear Is this what they mean by a GRAN-D CONFESSION?? 'Zine, Right, I had this friend, OK? Well, he wasn't really a friend, more of an acquaintance really when I think about it... Anyway, he had a cousin, or was it a sister? No, it was definitely a cousin. Anyway, his cousin went into this shop. Sorry, no, it was a cafe. And she asked for... something, I can't remember what. Anyway then... oh... nevermind, it wasn't very funny anyway! Neon Butterfly I think it's about time TO GIVE THOSE LITTLE WINGS A REST! Heroes "Mungojerrie say two things. First, he will find Orson and the kids if they're anywhere in Wyvern, no matter what the risks, no matter what it takes." Relieved and grateful to the cat for its courage, I said: "And number two?" He needs to go outside and pee. Kween Kat Don't you just HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS?
A body once loved now truly despised.
My words may have hurt but each one was true
And each thing I did, I did it for you
Every face I meet, doesn't meet mine
And I apologise again but no one does hear
The sound of my voice enters no ear
I didn't really mean to kill your Gran.
