The Mega-Zine Museum
March 29, 1999
NAFF NYMPH For once in my life I am stuck for words. I have nothing of any consequence to say. No, wait... I never have anything of consequence to say. That's exactly what we were thinking!
THE JACOBEAN BOUNTY HUNTER Why doesn't anyone understand me? I tell them I'm the giant cabbage monster that lives in your shoes, and they freak out at me! And I thought I had athlete's foot!
FLYING TURNIP Oh, I forget what I put in my letters. So do I, so do I!
A SONNET TO 'CLIVE'
Dogs go woof not a poff
Mowing Boris 'Boff Souris'
run over cats make them splat
rabid rabbit rabied rabbit
sexy lady boy Irish laddie boy
you rock 'Tweek' or not.
The Wemden Mousehound
Well I hope 'Clive' understands.
IT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME AT ALL!
'ZINERZ'
If there was a time machine that could take you anywhere, any time, but you could never return, where would you go?
I would go to Scotland in the 13th century and live in beautiful forests, eat fresh food and love every second.
'Modern Life'-loathing Kween Kat
I'd go to the time where I win the
LOTTERY!!!
WHAT NOW?
The only one to remind me I was someone
The best one to think of when I needed
Whenever I was low, I think of how he helped me
I remember the day and how he changed me
I never spoke to him, and he will never know
And now he's going
Time is running out, this is for real
I finally have to let him go without a word.
Goodbye sweet secret
The Impure Maiden
You really must stop
STALKING PEOPLE!
thisutteractofstupidity
this utter act of stupidity that we call an extremely long word will really muck up your spellchecker and will make your job exceedingly hard
i also think it's so funny when i draw out words like thhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiisssssss hahahahahahahaha...
yoursss ssssiiiinnnncccceeeerrrely
unlimited edition
Twocanplayatthatgame... whydon'tyou
GOANDGETALIFE!
