The Mega-Zine Museum
March 26, 1999
NUDE PHOTO The TV would look a lot better if it wasn't there. How about over here?
ALIEN IN A SPACE SUIT I am very angry so keep away. Or what??!
LARA CROFT How did WLW try to kill a bird? He threw it off a cliff! Well, that Orvill was asking for it!
PORKO-GIO The salted peanut, although smaller, is superior to the cashew. We are nut amused.
DEAREST JBHFDT
I sit on my school bus listening to NOFX getting slower as even the batteries in my Walkman give up.
A greasy boy on my right is reading a Star Trek novel. To my left is a girl with a thick fringe listening to Steps.
Local kids can be heard mocking our bus. The engine drones monotonously as we head towards the grammar school.
You are the light keeping me sane in this muddled farce! How can I praise you enough?
Seductive Blue Eyes
Jacobean Bounty Hunter
YOU HAVE AN ADMIRER!
HELLO IT IS I AGAIN!
OK, this is a public service announcement.
Whenever confronted with an axe-wielding pineapple, it's important not to mention that last week you ate one of its relatives skewered on a stick along with a chunk of cheese. It may not react in a very nice way!
Happy vibes and stuff,
Abstract Aura
Yep, pineapples are vicious
STICK TO A MELLOW MELON
FEDERATION VS EMPIRE
Federation: Bald French men; boring androids with no personality; loads of tedious rules and regulations that have to be followed to the letter.
Empire: Dark, tall deformed guy with a bad case of asthma; strange, wizened old man with laryngitis; loads of stormtroopers with cool white uniforms. Oh, and the ability to crush people's throats merely by thinking about it.
The Empire wins hands down!
The Great Banana Baron (not a Trekkie!)
What about Space 1999 Vs
BATTLESTAR GALLACTICA?
A SONG
Shallow is the way into the deep end,
Crooked is the game we play to impress our friends everyday.
Stupid is the word - the word that falls to earth,
Hits you like a hangover 'cause when you're alone -
you realise you're the word - shallow is the word.
Sweet FA
WLW's word for the day (press reveal)
GIBLET
