The Mega-Zine Museum
March 25, 1999
NUCLEAR TURNIP If the day is bad and life's a curse, CHEER UP! Tomorrow may be worse. Or, just when you thought things were never going to get better, they get worse.
THE WONDERGIRL Anything will stare back at you if you stare long enough. Toast?
CAPTAIN FISH If I clean your shoes and buy you a toothbrush will my letter get printed? What exactly are you implying?
CHRIS THE DISH Chris has sent us his socks. We are charmed - obviously we called in Rentokil to dispose of them.
WLW AND ALL 'ZINERS
Using an old 'Zine technique to let everyone know more about me, here are some likes and dislikes.
I like Propellerheads, Chemical Brothers, Keith from Prodigy, Sun Tzu, and people who speak their mind.
I dislike the Manics (go on then, stone me to death, you know you want to), people who needlessly correct me, getting it wrong, and secrets.
Meat Pi
I presume by "IT" you mean
CUTTING YOUR NASAL HAIR
IP FREELY
Nice name!
I'd like to say that the Millennium will be cool.
Also to Sweet FA: science must be the most boring subject ever; South Park kicks butt; smiling is great; socialising is the best and so is spending - especially if it's not your money!
You must be so deprived. You've probably got no mates, no money and are a sad old codger.
The Devil's Wife
Send me your plans for the New Year
OR ARE YOU ALL GOING TO YOUR MUMS?
OI GIRLIES!
I'm in a bad mood because it's nearly my 15th birthday, so I will say now that girls shouldn't:
- Be able to get away with being annoying just because they are girls.
- Play football.
- Have big feet.
- Be proud of being girls.
- Try to be hard.
- Exist.
Thank you. I feel better now.
The Impure Maiden
That's ok, you're probably
ON SEVERAL HIT LISTS BY NOW THOUGH
WLW
If attack is the best form of defence and surprise is the most important element of attack, can you defend yourself by surprising people?
Captain Fish
BOO! (Did it work?)
I'd suggest you test this theory
IN THE SUPERMARKET ON SATURDAY
