The Mega-Zine Museum
March 23, 1999
RANDOM GULP That's one darned spiffing shawl you're wearing. Who do you think you're talking to? Huh?
WONDERGIRL Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, KNEES AND TOES! Great song for pretending you're really somewhere else, believe me. How could I not?
CUMMIFLUX Wondergirl, don't dance so excitedly, you'll do yourself an injury. She is dangerously close to her inflatable cushion. Oh shoot, I'll join in. Lame lame lame. Please, other more interesting stuff from Mr Postie!
ICKLE STRAWBERRY MOOSE
I love you, I love you, I love you.
I love you, I love you, I love you.
I love you, I love you, I love you.
I love you, I love you, I love you.
Dancing BabyXXX
Sort it out 'Ziners, go out, get some
fresh air, live a little!
CAN OPENER, OH YE CAN OPENER
A lonely man prowled the street,
looking for a bite to eat,
in the nearest bin he found a tin,
but with no can opener he couldn't dig in.
The moral is... erm, hold on...
Oh yeah! Always carry a can opener with you.
Blonde but not Dumb
XXkissXXhugs
Alright, I won't pick on you today.
BUT ARE YOU REALLY... DOH!
A POEM
I am the face behind the mask,
I am the stranger in the hall.
I am the question never asked,
I am the shadow on the wall.
I am the reason lovers weep.
I am the secret in the spell.
I am the blade which cuts too deep.
I am Heaven, I am Hell.
One of One
Happy Happy Joy Joy, I'm just off
TO TOP MYSELF, HOORAH, HOORAH!
A STORY
He stepped out of the room, head down in a blunt stare. He never knew she was approaching from so close by.
He lifted his private head. His eyes had never been as wide as this before. It was a sudden strain on his head.
Her naked stare seemed to cut right through him. She stood still and silent. She lifted her head and said: "I am the Impure Maiden."
There was a sharp sound from behind, but only he turned around.
2 b continued...
The Impure Maiden
Just what exactly is a
"private head"?? Do I want to know?
