The Mega-Zine Museum
March 21, 1999
SNUGGRIAFFE I woke up this morning and found myself dead. Happens to me every weekday morning.
PHANTOM CHICKEN I had a panda race and I came last. Stick to bugs, easier to to transport and widely available.
CHARMLESS SQUIRREL Remember, you're a womble? Oops, forgot again.
CRIMPSOUPCRACY I'm a POWERPUFF girl!!! Are we talking heavy breath or large cosmetic item?
FELLOW 'ZINERS...
I've noticed there haven't been as many lyric challenges lately as there used to be, so here's my contribution.
Give me the sense to wonder,
To wonder if I'm free.
Give me a sense of wonder,
To know I can be me.
Give me the strength to hold my head up
and spit back in their face.
Don't need no key to unlock this door,
Gonna break down the walls of this mad place!
The Great Banana Baron
Whoever sent in the woodlice, thanks
THEY'RE A GREAT SUBSTITUTE FOR SUGAR
TO WLW, A PORTENT OF DOOM
I bring news of a plot to overthrow the regime at the 'Zine and replace the many WLW's with the one and only REB NAH!
Becksa's Midnight runners
Try it! This is a fortified room
AND I NEVER LEAVE IT...
'ZINERS
We the willing
Led by the unknowing
Are doing the impossible
For the ungrateful
We have done so much
For so long
With so little
We are now qualified
To do anything
With nothing
The Next Big Thing In Religion
Am I just paranoid
OR IS EVERYONE AFTER MY JOB TODAY?
A THOUGHT WHICH OCCURRED TO ME RECENTLY...
Imagine feelings which we believe we have for other people are actually just emotions contained inside ourselves.
We project them onto others to keep ourselves sane. Therefore, if there was no one else around to provide us with an outlet for these emotions, we would spontaneously combust.
Lady Lazarus
I do find a nice cup of tea
SOLVES ALL THESE NAGGING DOUBTS
