The Mega-Zine Museum
March 19, 1999
BLONDE BUT NOT DUMB My get up and go just got up and went. I know that feeling so well!
L'IL JACK HORNY Don't be so hard on yourself, Naff Nymph. Of course you've got it. I heard you caught it from Wild Bill. That's why you should always protect yourself!
RANDOM GULP I write letters to my future self, I never want to forget who I am. If I were you, I'd want to forget all about me, I think...
WHY OUR LETTERS DON'T GET PRINTED:
It's clear to anyone, the reason that some letters don't get printed is because WLW can't think of anything to say about them.
So try and think about something for this letter, WLW!
The very angry Flying Turnip
PS There could be another reason: like because there are better letters.
There are better letters and worse.
BETTER THAN YOURS THAT GET PRINTED!
SCHOOL:
We sit in the corridor and scowl at the townies, but stereotype just like them.
First lesson: RE, our teacher's biased and I'm scared to disagree. The uniform is repressive, it plants the conformist seed.
Next lesson: Graphics, The teacher's ears are huge — he could write his name in piercings.
More lessons, then home. I turn on the TV, read 'Zine and feel happy.
lusus naturae
My teachers wore cardies. Are they
ALL BRED TOGETHER SOMEWHERE?
WHAT AM I TO YOU?
I am just a distant echo, a mild irritation, like a fly buzzing somewhere near your left ear, just out of your line of vision, but you know I'm there, always there, watching and waiting.
You can't see me except for the occasional flicker in the corner of your eye, but you can hear me and I can hear you!
Constantly around, I'll hound you forever.
Random Gulp
Oh no you won't...
WHERE'S THAT BUG SPRAY?
WHAT IS LEFT...
(I can't) see what is happening on the verge.
A confrontation soon.
Everything is changing.
(Can I) pass the test of this time.
I feel things moving
Around me nothing is still.
Distanced now from some, all will never be the same — not quite.
Changing, (amending?), shifting.
Can I salvage some worth from my remains?
the Pretty Hate
If there's anything worth saving,
WHICH I DOUBT!
