The Mega-Zine Museum
March 18, 1999
SOGGY NOODLE Thinking is very tedious and winter is very cold, so eliminate thought and use the time to knit chunky jumpers. Now that is the best piece of advice I've ever heard.
TAT If a fly is called a fly because it flies, is a whale called a whale because it wails? So does a blue whale shout pornographic obscenities? Stick to the knitting.
KOHL SCUTTLE WLW, you're almost as lovely as Richard Whiteley. Knits his own socks, don't you know?
HAVE YOU NOTICED?
People's loves and hates can be summarised by the letter S:
Loves: Simpsons, sugar, summer, science, staplers, Sunset Beach, stamps, sound, silence.
Hates: snoring, Spice Girls, school, snobs, Southpark, sports, smoking, spending, socialising, smiling.
Sweet FA
Slightly spurious stuff?
SORRY, SIBILANCE SUCKS!
DEAR 'ZINERS
Is anyone fed up with hearing about the Millennium? I am. All you ever hear about is Millennium this, Millennium that. What's the big surprise? It's just another year!
The Millennium isn't actually until the year 2001. There was no year 0 and it went from 1BC to 1AD, so the first millennium started in 1AD, the second started in 1001 AD and the third starts in 2001.
IP Freely
For someone who's sick of it
YOU CERTAINLY DO BANG ON ABOUT IT!
DEAR WLW
So you would oblige me by living out my fantasy if large cash sums were involved?
Np problem! I have enclosed a signed blank cheque — fill in required amount and I'll be round soon...
Split Banana — Determined to live out my fantasy!
Dear SB
JUST OFF TO MEXICO FOR A FEW YEARS
'ZINESTERS
Once upon a time a fool, via Backchat, asked how to remove the sticky stuff from CD labels. What did I do?
- Get hit by a plane?
- Fax him advising using toothpaste?
- Discover the theory of relativity?
Let's just say the thought of gullible Backchatters cleaning CDs with Colgate was irresistible.
Snyde
You might well think that...
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