The Mega-Zine Museum
March 4, 1999
COMPLETELY MAD VIXEN TWINBLADE What if the thing in the corner is WLW? Then the thing in the corner would be WLW!
THE SILVER SERPENT I told my mates I'd invented clockwork but they didn't understand when I told them it was a wind-up! Please, stop, you're killing me!
WONDERGIRL I once knew a hungry hippo but I am a poor hostess and he died. Can't think of anything to say to that so I'll go "Bluuurrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhh" instead! (That was fun)
TO ALL YE 'ZINERS
Listen to my piece of advice and it will make your diddly-doo dahs flourish and multiply your fanatic marshmallows.
Advice: Do not feed purple Wotsits to your curried fluffy dahs.
Lots of peace, love and gingham tea cosies.
PS Next episode - Things that sound funny when you say them in the bath-room.
Rocambole the first
I can feel my diddly-doo dahs
FLOURISHING ALREADY!
YO ZINE
Just imagine if aliens were boring. Apollo landing on the Moon -
| Neil Armstrong: | "One small step for man... oi you! Are you an alien?" |
| Alien: | "Yeah that's right." |
| Neil: | "So what are you doing?" |
| Alien: | "Just looking at these moon rocks. Nothing else to do. Don't own a saucer, so I can't plot domination of the galaxy. Anyhow, bingo night tomorrow." |
| Neil: | "You aliens are dull. I'm off home!" |
The Jacobean Bounty Hunter from the Devil's toilet
A bit of WLW history: I was abducted
AND IT WAS BORING!
ZINERS AND WLW,
This is just a late Valentine's message to all of you who didn't get any cards, pressies, etc.
Just because you didn't get any it doesn't mean you don't deserve any.
Neon Butterfly XXX
You're all sad and nobody loves you.
I'M NOT BITTER AND TWISTED!
ZINERS, (ESPECIALLY GINJANUT)
Welcome on your return. I have been gone some while now, as my remote broke and the only buttons that work are 1, 4 and 2, which means no 5, therefore no Backchat. (oh, what a shame!)
Anyway, after having words with this remote, I managed to get it to work so now I'm here, I'm gonna stay. Ha ha ha!
PS Anyone who can guess who I was originally is very clever.
The Impure Maiden
Where's all the poetry gone?
EVEN THAT'S PREFERABLE!
