The Mega-Zine Museum
March 3, 1999
RANDOM GULP I like to sit on the stairs with a packet of Hob nobs and a giraffe, so there! I prefer dark chocolate Penguins myself.
LAZARUS LADY Nihilistic depression seems positively attractive when compared with unoriginality. Ah, you've been watching The Lakes too, eh?
LANCASHIRE HOT POT Does anyone else think that the Millennium is a bit scary? Nah. Erm, well now you come to mention it... gulp!
THIS IS WHAT I WANT
I want to sit on steps with friends and talk about things, look at the stars.
I want to run up a hill, see the world and run back down.
I want to have picnics and beer and punk and dreams and climb trees and run away from monsters.
I want to mean it when I smile.
Don't want to be scared. I want to float.
The Pretty Hate
I just want my cat to stop
BITING MY EAR!
TO YOU
What happened to AFKA Gonzo, Red Cipolata, Wild Bill etc? Did they convert to Backchat, lose their Teletext zappers or is WLW hiding something? (someone!)
Are we all to be mesmerized by WLW's powers and then become forgotten, vanished? I wouldn't moan about unprinted letters anymore.
Blonde but NOT dumb (Here to stay)
Wild Bill has just finished a
FULL-LENGTH MODERN-DAY WESTERN
OH SO CRUEL WLW,
Why do you hate me? The last seven little bits I've sent in and the letter Random Gulp and I co-wrote ALL used to wrap chips.
Is it because I sent you dried bean mix? Would it help if I said I have size 8 feet and a holly bush in my back garden?
Soggy (and deemed unworthy of screening) Noodle
How did you guess
THE MAGIC COMBINATION?!
HELLO!
Silver Shinobi, your offer of torturing Steps is right up my alley. Someone who can't recognise one of their own covers on Never Mind The Buzzcocks deserves torture!
Anyway, if you want to contact me outside of the hallowed 142, I've enclosed my address and if you ask WLW nicely with an SAE he/she/it may pass it on.
Nihilistic Automaton
You don't really think
THAT THEY SING THEIR OWN SONGS?
