The Mega-Zine Museum
March 2, 1999
FRANK JR JR Dust Devil Diva - Do you live in the desert or the north-east? What's the difference?
SOGGY NOODLE Umbrellas are impatient. When do they ever leave the tea to brew long enough? It's just so hard to get good staff these days!
RANDOM GULP My brother likes eating fried mushrooms, but I don't. Hardly the worst habit in the world, is it?
GOLDFISH
Little goldfish swimmin' round
Are you lost, Or are you found?
You never seem to make a sound
Swimming, swimming, how profound.
Diablo
Your aquatic ditty's cod no soul but
I HAD A SPACE AND HAD TO FILLET!
HOW TO FLY A KITE:
Untwist beams of sunlight and climb inside the barricades, the nerve centre.
Encourage those beside you, take time to deal with acceptance and you know this is what you want.
The secret of happiness lies within you. Build treehouses and write about the weather. The lowness beholds all.
Nude Photo
What exactly does this have to do
WITH KITE FLYING?
PITY'S SAKE
What makes our species so pitiful? Apart from those who buy any single by Mike Flowers, we depend on routine.
Everyone says: "It's nice to have a place to call home."
That is only because our pathetic lives depend on familiarity and repetition, so our bored and humble minds do not go into overdrive with excessive stress caused by lack of routine or by change.
It's really quite sad.
The Sacriligeous She Spider
That is because
WE DON'T LIKE CHANGE!!!
HI PEEOPPPLE!
Mad people sending letters every day,
Everybody mad when their funninies does not pay,
Haaaaaaaaaaaa! (The voice of WLW),
and what do I do in the corner?
'Zine is noir its on the TV
In my mind I feel peevy
no letter by me on the screen!
End of my poem
Completely MAAHHHD VixeN TwiNblade
Beppe di Marco fan
You're not a poet, and oh don't
WE KNOW IT!
