The Mega-Zine Museum
February 27, 1999
NAFF NYMPH Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get a pink gooey one and it makes you feel sick! I always get left with the coffee cream. Story of my life, I suppose!
FLYING TURNIP If you break your leg, don't come running to me. You sound like my unsym-PATHETIC mum!
THE JACOBEAN SKATER BOUNTY HUNTER FROM THE DEVIL'S TOILET FACTOR WLW you are an ugly freak of nature! At least my parents didn't hate me enought to give me a right stupid name. Ha, Ha, Ha.
I KNOW NO MORE
I'm a little girl,
I want to be a big boy,
Sing with the other big boys.
I don't feel like a little girl,
I think I am a big boy.
I know no others the same
At least not on a personal basis.
I am a little girl/big boy
Now I'm not so sure, I know no more...
Now I'm confused.
Honey Heath
You're not the only one —
CONFUSED THAT IS!
HELFEN! HELFEN!
My life has become a sinister twist on an Alfred Hitchcock movie. The birds watch me, their body language screaming at each other: "How could you miss a head of a genius?"
And every time I fall over or walk into something, it's in front of the same male model with the scary hair.
I'm OK, I'm OK. I must not fear, fear is the mind killer...
Wondergirl
Just goes to show what one too
MANY CANS OF COLA CAN DO TO YOU!
HELLO!
I am sitting here on a plate, in the fridge, it's cold and lonely in here, which is a contrast to the sunny climate in which I grew with my fellow melons.
During winter I'm bitter, in summer I'm sweet.
My holiday in the fridge is a bore, so I decided to write to 'Zine.
Melon Collie
Life is just so hard for
EXOTIC FRUITS!
TAT
- Humpty was pushed (and I think I know who by!)
- The king's horses and men only got done for manslaughter because they ate the omlette (big enough to feed an army) which their friend Tat made for them!
Nuclear Turnip from Liverpool
Aren't we all guilty of beating an
EGG EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE?!?
