The Mega-Zine Museum
February 25, 1999
WONDERGIRL Has anyone ever seen the Scooby Doo with the song - I'm In Love With An Ostrich? Too many Scooby snacks.
FREAK GIRL My own dear sweet granny poisoned me with cake! It's only when she brings out the arrowroot biscuits that you've got to run!
BLONDE BUT NOT DUMB On 'Zine everyone can express their feelings. Only WLW gets to call us names! I would do but I feel sure I'd be heavily censored.
WIGHT
I read your recent letter and I am quite angered by your wrongness.
Most games aimed at girls are rubbish - Hello Spice Girls, Barbie - but most girls don't want these kind of games. In fact my favourite games feature mindless bloodshed and destruction.
I challenge thee to a duel on the beat-'em-up of your choice.
Cummiflux
Now wouldn't you all be happier
WITH A GOOD BOOK....
DEAR GINJANUT
Welcome back to the fray, luv, it's been too long. You asked for something to write about, so:
Are you a natural ginge or (like me) did you hit the bottle?
What shade best describes your hair?
- Kathy Burke in Gimme, Gimme, Gimme
- Patsy Palmer
- Ruby Wax
Ginga Kappa Slappa
Ahhh, the fascinating world of
HAIR PRODUCTS...
JUST A THOUGHT
Revenge is for the weak - those who have displaced their primary emotions.
Revenge is passing responsibility for your actions to the person who stirred those feelings in you.
Therefore when I disgrace you, it is not motivated by revenge, just pure anger and hatred.
The Pretty Hate
Is it possible that you are a tad
UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING?
DEAR 'ZINERS
This is my first letter so I won't bore you for long.
I just want to end the wars on 'Zine! We all know some bands are rubbish but we must also learn to accept everybody and tolerate them, even if we don't agree.
My motto is "Live and let live!"
Little Fairy
Enough of that
Hippy tree-hugging!!!
