The Mega-Zine Museum
February 15, 1999
NUDE PHOTO I fell over but I'm not that badly bruised. Print my letter. That's what we like, charm...
PERKINS GLASSES WLW please find enclosed a cherry drop as a bribe to print my letter. A cherry drop will get a postcript... now a chocolate cake.
CRUDE DUDETTE Naff Nymph, why do you send so many letters? Nowt else better to do? Listen, if I have to read them so do you!
HEY PEEPS
Can I just say, WLW, enough of the spotlight. 'Ziners stop wondering about WLW's name. Use this page to voice your deepest thoughts with anonymity. Sorry to be bossy.
To answer Ginga Kappa Slappa, your lyrics belong to Allergic (To Thoughts Of Mother Earth) by Placebo.
Also what are the ages of other 'Ziners and when is your birthday WLW?
Demonic being with too many thoughts
Be told! No trivia! Stick to
DEEP, MEANINGFUL LETTERS LIKE THIS
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
Once I bought a pack of 10 false fingernails. I left them overnight and they became a pack of 22 false fingernails.
Now I buy a pack of 3 nail files and after a week they become a pack of 4.
Can someone please tell me why my nailcare products multiply?
Burning Lime Green Effigy
Obviously
THEY ARE BREEDING!
WONDERGIRL
While I listen to a pointless song
The time drags on and on
And I think of you.
The sun shines through
A window with a view
And I think of you.
A love that's true for me
May not be true for you.
Black Gambit
How deeply, deeply lovely...
DON'T WE JUST ADORE VALENTINES DAY?
ATTENTION 'ZINERS
I've just noticed there is no special 'Ziner slang on Megazine. Here are some ideas I've had while hanging around Brian Molko's changing room:
SHMELON — Pavements get me paraniod
AKOOP AKOOY — Milk smells of cheese and brings out my rash
PIAMBO — Cheap perfume makes a good alternative to antiseptic cream.
Giggly Groupie
By the way... any more cheesy puff
PACKETS AND THE BUNNY GETS IT!
