The Mega-Zine Museum
February 16, 1999
THE SILVER SERPENT I think I may be schizophrenic. And so do I. Who says 'Ziners are unoriginal?
ANON I come in peace (man). I offer flowers, love and incense. One day, surfing the TV channels my board capsized. Don't be shy, who are you hippy freak?
RANDOM GULP My brain is 47% dead and I love blue. I am so so happy for you, weirdo!
STOP PRESS
I don't like the Manics any more! I had a very scary dream where I was in a library and they viciously attacked me and then threw me down a big staircase and cracked my head open, and that was definitely against library regulations.
I demand they, including Richie (who wasn't even there), make a full apology and give me every single in their back catalogue or I'm going to sell my story to the papers.
Kohl Scuttle
You're obsessed man/woman/thing,
EVEN DREAMING ABOUT THEM NOW!?
Wild Bill cries "Back chat, back chat is killing me!" An army of goody goody back-chatters led by Ninja Hamster attack!
They kidnap Sassy Piglet and roast her. But Eco-Warrior Fox Girl — enraged at the slaughtering of animals (with Ickle Strawberry Moose) kills the Back-chatters and saves the 'Zine from doom.
Peace at last. Or is it? Sassy Piglet feels bitter and twisted.
Eco-Warrior Fox Girl
"Bitter and twisted"! Sassy's just
BEEN ROASTED! DEAD, SURELY?!
SOMEONE FIGHTS BACK:
The tall stranger strode into the saloon bar. It was empty except for a barman and a guy watching Teletext, reading p142.
"Damn," he thought, "Another stupid western story."
Quick as lightning, his hand went to his hip and pulled out a Beretta .45. He put three quick bullets into the TV, tipped his hat then walked out. He was never seen in 'Zine town again.
Fate Amenable to Change
It was probably a gunslinger
FROM BACKCHAT! EVIL!
CAPTAIN FISH,
Some imported Japanese Moomin merchandise is available from comic book shops for crazy prices or you could try China Town in London as my sister Alex bought me loads of Monkey TV series merchandise there in some Japanese Manga shop!
The Happy Punk Jacobean Tum-Tee La La Boom Boom Quack Moo Bounty Hunter from Dr Dolittle's Dirty Pants Box.
If you go to China Town,
TRY NOT TO STRAY TOO FAR!!!
