The Mega-Zine Museum
February 9, 1999
WONDERGIRL Am I the only one automatic doors keep attacking? No, they're always after my tongue.
ICKLE VILLENEUVE The meaning of life is actually the three Ms — Music, Men and Motorsport. Umm, motorsport's a bit dodgy. You could die, you know.
KOHL SCUTTLE You lot always write in with Westerns. How about a bit of period drama? Actually, on second thoughts... Yeees, it could all get a bit messy!
MISERABILISM
Clouds appear as pillows in the sky
On my forehead marks an everlasting why
Why do people laugh, why do people cry?
Always being sorry, saying goodbye
Wipe your tears Kohl Scuttle and try
To be happy with yourself and fly
Into a land of joys and highs
Only to find your completely depressed and want to die!
Sweet FA
How profound, you truly are a poet,
BUT FORTUNATELY I DON'T KNOW IT!
"Dreams are for those who sleep." But dreams are for real, aren't they? If we are conscious enough to know it is not real, it must be happening, musn't it?
If we can't think of this event, it must be occurring, we can't just create new people and places that don't exist.
We have not the powers of God, therefore it has to be a reality, hasn't it? But that all depends on what reality is, doesn't it?
UN Chest Base
Reality is all in the mind, as
911'S LEE BRENNAN ONCE SAID!
Hello Ziners/Zinsters,
Chicken Pox sucks worse than a Dyson! A whole 10 years after my body rejected the germs, I finally become infected with the little itchy scabby spots — dammit!
But I'm not complaining, it gives me a chance to read such intellectually challenging books such as '1984', 'Notes from The Undergroud', 'Zine... (ahem, maybe not).
Jezabel
If I'd have known earlier I'd have
POPPED AROUND WITH A CUP OF SOUP!
Sexy Snake
I'm pleased my letters interest you. "TMBGE" really stands for "The Most Beautiful Girl Ever", but it's just my opinion, as I've said on Mega-Zine once before. Your suggestion was much more original.
Sorry, I wouldn't dump TMBGE for anyone but you're welcome to write to me if you want.
TMBGE and I liked the innuendo at the end of your letter!
TMBGE's boyfriend
Isn't it time to stand up and
NOT LIVE IN TMBGE'S SHADOW?
