The Mega-Zine Museum
February 3, 1999
THE OLD DUFFER What does WLW stand for? Come on this has gone on long enough! Too true, I'm amazed there's anyone who doesn't know.
CHEESY POOF I am in Cartman's gut. It's nice and warm in here. A few too many late nights maybe?
MADAM SUGAR What is time? If the past doesn't exist anymore, the future is yet to happen and the present is ever changing then, surely time is not real! I would get my head out of my navel fluff if I were you...
Dear 'Ziners
Pizza vs hamburgers.
Cows, sweaty, slaughtered, killed; mixed with some rubbish - this is the hamburger.
Pizzas are nice and runny and soft. Most pizzas are animal-friendly and rather tasty. Pizzas rule!
What do other 'Ziners think?
ECO-WARRIOR FOX GIRL
Filth, all of it
Pure Filth!
Dear 'Zine
Wild Bill stood outside, ready for another battle. He inhaled the cool air into his lungs, eyes staring ahead, defiant!
When out of the dim evening: "Billy will you please come indoors and stop playing with that silly water pistol!"
ERIK THE PHANTOM
Just a hiccup in
Hicock's formative years...
Dear WLW and chums
For my first effort as a 'Ziner, I propose a new debate for us all to scream over - Millennium musical God.
For this award I nominate that ever happy Nine Inch Nailer, Trent Razor. No mortal man could create so many tragic wonders.
You are either with me or against me, it would be more entertaining if you were against me.
NIHILISTIC AUTOMATON
How about a millennial masochist poll?
YOU'D WIN FOR SURE!
