The Mega-Zine Museum
January 30, 1999
BLONDE BUT NOT DUMB WLW, If you don't print this I'll send you my collection of toenail clippings. Won't like that will you? You may be surprised but...
RAMESES NIBLICK III The other day I tried to cook some burgers. The instructions said 'turn occasionally' so I did, and as a result I became very dizzy and sick. You don't get that if your mum cooks for you! Cheers mum!
PHILOSOPHICAL SPECULATOR Who you are tomorrow depends on today. Well today I'm not exactly doing too great!
Oh no...
We can't do without wild, sorry, "Sad Bill Hiccup"... come back... it is a Zine Crisis... the worst thing that has happened to us since Ninja Hamster decided that Backchat sounded like a good retirement home...
Oh, by the way I'm being ironic, if yo needed to know!
Eau Rouge
Umm, Don't you mean SARCASTIC!
2 MEGAZINE
I'm quite nu 2 dis, though I read da pages many times, but I've neva written 2 U b4. Now dis is my 1st time writin' 2 U.
I'm feeling a bit shy @ the moment so I need some introducing to the cru.
2 all 'Ziners, please introduce yaselves, so I feel more @ home.
Next, u'll find that my pal, Ma$e's Pants will go green & start writin' 2 u.
Funky R&B Diva
Is it just me, or does anyone
UNDERSTAND THIS EVEN A BIT?
A tribute to the main man Wild Bill.
The darkness hugged them and the silence toyed with them. The Dancing Baby flicked her blonde hair back and patted her gun.
Wild Bill shifted from foot to foot. One false move and he'd be pumped full of lead.
She had him where she wanted him. Could this be his end???? xxx
To be continued.
Dancing Baby
I was waiting for some
CHEESY SOAP MUSIC TO COME THEN!
I believe that my dad has fallen foul of the illness known as "Rad Dad" syndrome". He's displayed the first symptom - playing my electric guitar more than I do.
No doubt there'll be more to follow, such as:
- Believing he's better than Clapton
- Wearing "cool" clothes
- Borrowing my CDs
- ...Leading to Thom Yorke asking Dad to be the 6th member of Radiohead instead of me - Nooo!!!
Absract Aura
Parents hey! Can't live with them
AND CAN'T START LIFE WITHOUT THEM!
