The Mega-Zine Museum
January 22, 1999
RANDOM GULP I've just discovered, much to my disgust, that Tippex refuses to work on orange paper. Are you trying to hide something from us?
PC STU Can anyone guess what PC stands for. I bet you can't. I couldn't print what I think it stands for!
FOSIMODO Lara Croft has just asked me to marry her but I had to say no. She is computer-generated, you fool, ie NOT REAL in any shape or form!
DEAR 'ZINERS
I have decided to share my knowledge and enhance yours with very useful tips for life.
TIP#1: Eating all the chocolates you have been given by unimaginative people in one day is not advisable. Instead, choose three of your favourite boxes and eat them over a three-day period. You can give the rest away.
That is all for now.
The Sacriligious She Spider
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!
'ZINERS, WLW, BOB THE FISH (HI!)
Light tore up crystal
Refracted through my pane,
Shattered glass, pierced broken eye,
Reflections wrong but same,
Multi silver diamond child,
Open cut by slashed up dreams,
Naked, shadowed, saddened child,
Smashed innocence redeems.
Forgotten, but not gone...
Angelbrokenwing XXXXX
*SOB*
So then, here it is, my 'Zine debut, I don't really have much to say but I promise you that my words are the truth. I am all-seeing and I know if you have been on Backchat.
I will punish all of you and you will thank me for it when you are old enough to understand the deeds you have done.
WLW is the only one free from blame. I am the only one to save you.
AAAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH
Love, hate etc...
Femme Fatale
SOMEONE THAT UNDERSTANDS RESPECT!
'ZINERS
Love, peace, harmony. Unite the world and ban war. Express your feelings and listen to others. Make sense of those feelings and tell stories to those who will listen.
Non-believers must change their religion to make sense of these givings.
God The 2nd: The Believer
Now, hey, drinking from a young
AGE DIDN'T AFFECT ME, HIC!
WLW's comment originally appeared on the 20th November 1998 in response to a different letter. Did WLW forget to change it?
