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January 18, 1999

SOGGY NOODLE If you add a PVC neck-warmer and fried toast, the answer will inevitably be wrong. Weirdo!

PC STU Spidermonkey girl, will you be my monkey? What is this, a dating agency?!

FOSIMODO I am not ashamed. I am in love with Lara Croft. Keep on raiding!

PIG HANDLE TROUT FISH I just want to be noticed so I made up this very silly name. 3 seconds of fame! Only another 19 minutes and 57 seconds left!

 

MEGAZINE,

I love the sweet smell of conflict that hangs over the 'Zine lair like a putrid fog waiting for a sunny spell that will never come.

Well come on you big tough men, show me what you're made of. I dare you. But let me remind you of the fabled saying:

"He who laughs last, obviously doesn't get the joke."

The Sacriligious She Spider

Haa Haa, Hee Hee, Hoo Hoo-

DOH!!!

 

ZINERS

Can I just say that all this Wild West stuff is rubbish. I know someone whose mother is about eighty-odd, and she writes brill Wild West books, and she's got loads of them published.

So there, all you would-be cowboys. You need real experience in the world to write a kickin' horses and guns story.

Yeah right, the younger generation rules OK.

Naff Nymph

Yup, pardner

"RECKON SO" (SPIT)!!!!

 

BECKETTS

Every sci-fi series needs a Beckett and I need a Beckett in the sci-fi series that is my life!

Will u marry me? We can have a 'Ziney marriage and all the other 'Ziners can send pictures of toasters and other gifts.

What do you say?

Ginger and Purple Haired obsessive "Let Bugs be our oracle" maniac.

Using letters for words winds me

UP, U R NOT 2 DO THIS AGAIN, OK!

 

OI CATALIN, NO

How dare you disgrace the 'Zine with your "Backchat is better" nonsense. Here are four reasons why 'Zine rules:

  1. We have the Almighty WLW with his "I really don't give a #!%!" sarcastic sense of humour.
  2. If a 'Ziner is lucky he/she gets a full page to him/herself.
  3. Not just any old rubbish gets printed as it has to be exceptional rubbish.
  4. No one knows who we are so we can't be harrassed for our sad little lives.

Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

I care a lot, honest!

OH, OK, YOU GOT ME PEGGED!!!