The Mega-Zine Museum
January 17, 1999
SPIDERMONKEY GIRL PC Stu, I'm in love with you. PC Stu, it seems, can even pull on Teletext! You FSP you!
POO POO HEAD By the way, it was me who sent the message about the pearly gates and 'Zine heaven. Hoorah, hoorah!
RAMESES NIBLICK III Yeah, well at least my mum's not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! Sweeeeet!
SOGGY NOODLE The random correlation of humanity will every breakfast equal 512. How right you were!
DEAR MEGAZINE,
I need your help, last weekend I came home from my carrot cleaning job, to discover my boyfriend in disguise as a hamster. He told me his hamster fetish has been going on fur 6 months - I don't know what to do so I hit him.
I feel so betrayed, please tell me what next, which way do I turn?
Please, please, don't IGNAW this letter in anticipation.
Confused fun pun girl
Puns are not furry punny,
OK?!!!
THE GIRL WITH "APPARANT" TASTE
I read your childish complaints about how dull and unfunny you think 'Ziners are. Well little miss maturity, if you are so sophisticated, why were you reading 'Zine?
If you ask me I think you're just jealous as you can't have a laugh without worrying if you're going to sound stupid or not.
As for me, I love 'Zine and I inhale the insanity!
The Angel of Smugness X
INHALE AWAY ALL YOU 'ZINERS!
WLW LISTEN UP
We know what you look like! and we know what that thing in the corner is! You are THAT THING! And we're new to this, so if you don't print this up, we'll send you a truck load of slimy yellow corner things!
Oh yeah, and Silver Shinobi, you sound like a real babe! But don't hurt that cat...
Zonker Harris and Buzzsaw Girl
I've had stranger things in the
POST, BELIEVE ME!!!
TO YOU LOT
I've got this friend at college who lived in Saudi Arabia for six years. When Kuwait was invaded by Iraq in the early 90s, my friend was captured.
He was there with his dad and fought an untold tale of heroic deeds and random shocking violence to escape back to Allied lines with critical war information.
Not really, I'm just running out of ideas. Lying's easier!
Spurros
VERY SPURIOUS SPURROS!
