The Mega-Zine Museum
January 7, 1999
DREAMER WLW, do you see the subliminal message in here somewhere? I tried to hide it! I... am... your... slave - NOT!
PC STU I love to be silly and play with my... Easy, geezer! I can't possibly print such rudeness!
FOSIMODO I'm still undefeated, hear me squeak like a gerbil! What can I say? Weirdo!
THE MYSTIC METEOR What do other Ziners think? Ah, the power of editing stuff out of context! Little things, eh?
TMBGE'S BOYFRIEND
Awkward because if my friends were feeling sad THEN I'd act happy.
Awkward because everyone else loves going out and I don't much like human communication.
Awkward because the things that get me down don't bother everyone else: 1999 will be another year waiting for something to happen. Perhaps it never will.
The Awkward Child.
There are drugs, you know, they're
APPARENTLY VERY EFFECTIVE!
SQUALL
So you want to challenge the omnipotent Sephiroth? But do you have as much of a lionheart as your predecessor Cloud? We shall see, my naive foe.
And WLW, I have been sending you plans for my domination of Teletext, yet I have not seen these plans upon my screen!
If you continue not to screen my letters, I will banish you from the 'Zine!
Sephiroth, leader of the 'Zine.
You can try but you'll fail! Oops,
ALMOST SOUNDED LIKE I CARED!
'ZINERS
After 14 years of trailing around the universe you all seem to love so much, I have discovered two questions, the answers to which will solve all the problems in your sad little world.
- Why do sheep have black faces?
- If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have to as well?
Enough of the useless stuff, what will happen if I drink this milk?
Nuclear Turnip From Liverpool.
You never know
UNTIL YOU TRY!
'ZINERS
What is the deal with Cupid and the Easter Bunny? Cupid goes around and sticks arrows in people and makes them fall in love with people they hate. The Easter bunny gives people chocolate eggs. What's the point?
My theory is that the arrows and eggs are poisoned and us kids are going to end up as slaves for Satan. Government knows this and they made up Valentine's Day and Easter to cover it up.
The Mystic Meteor.
I'm not paranoid but is everyone
COMPLETELY PARANOID?!
