The Mega-Zine Museum
January 3, 1999
THE VERY ANGRY TURNIP On one page of the Zine there's an Argos thing that covers the bottom of the page. 10 out of 10 for observation!
THE JACOBEAN BOUNTY HUNTER FTDT I'm gonna keep sending faxes until I'm noticed again! Happy now?!
AUDREY HEPBURN You can never be an angel and a genius. They cancel each other out. Also, I bet no-one else here has published a book. I might have!
SEPHIROTH
I'd like to congratulate you for your outstanding achievements in the field of world domination. Out of 100 points you scored 97! A near perfect score!
This puts you third on the ranking table after WLW and myself. (WLW scored 98.7 and I of course got 100!)
Keep up the good work and I suggest you... ah... eliminate that pesky Cloud.
Master
You're not big and you're not
CLEVER, IT'LL ALL END IN TEARS!
ZINERS,
I have found out what that thing in the corner is. It's a flat banana. Here's the story.
One day WLW was eating a banana. Hold on, the news you are going to hear will shock you -
He threw it on the floor and stepped on it. Then, could you believe this, he stuck it in the corner of the screen.
The Flying Turnip
A good theory but unfortunately
COMPLETELY WRONG!
DEAR ZINERS
I am the Alien Abductee, and my race is called... er... doh... I don't know. Anyway, my race has spent their entire existence looking for the meaning of life, and now I am going to share it -
The point of life is that there is no point, it was all a joke and life was created to find this out.
After this was found out my race commited suicide. I didn't as I'm insane. Hee hee hee.
Alien Abductee
Derr, everyone knows the
MEANING OF LIFE IS "42"!!!
ZINERS
Fish lay on the dusty street, staring at Leanda through hatefull eyes. Hiccup had been his opponent. He reached for one of the silver-handled pistols that had made him so famous, and pointed the barrel at her head.
The pain in his arm made him drop the gun. Wild Bill gurgled, and Leanda kicked him, just as a figure gallopped up on a tall white stallion.
"Wass going on?" he said.
The Hotshot Captain Fish
DUM DUM DUM!
