The Mega-Zine Museum
January 1, 1999
RANDOM GULP There comes a time when one must admit to having eaten all of the rum balls.
AUDREY HEPBURN How can there be a book called "Brideshead Revisited" without there first being a book called "Brideshead"? You got me there!
TAT I'm a tree. Ignore me. I don't talk. Some of my best friends are trees!
WEIRDY BEARDY Beards are very smelly and I don't like them. Okeydokey then!
'ZINERS
Parents say never talk to strangers offering gifts, yet every Christmas I am told a strange man breaks into my home and steals my wine (SWINE!). Apparently he knows everything I get up to (A spy) and has little helpers to make his toys (child labour?!).
His name is an anagram of Satan, he wears red (A bit devilish?), and is known as Saint Nick (Old Nick?).
What a guy!
Tat (I'm BACK, with an edge)
Did Satan ever have reindeer
AND BRING PRESENTS? WELL?!
'ZINERS
The Flying Turnip is my brother, and although I feel sad and dejected that you printed his letter, I have promised to say no more on the subject.
Anyway, I think there should be a sixth page on the 'Zine, for classic letters. Then the new generation can read the oldies.
PS Anyone else a fan of The Moomins?
The enterprising Captain Fish.
"Classic letters?! I think not,
ISN'T ONCE BAD ENOUGH?!!!!!
WLW
I'm completely fed up with you mocking my, and other 'Ziners', devious plans for world domination. (Actually, I'm not at all concerned about the other 'Ziners, but I take insults on myself VERY personally).
So don't go making fun of me again or I'll do something that you regret. I'm so glad we understand each other... White Line Warrior.
Did that last line sound menacing and evil?
Master
Ohh, Ohh, I'm shaking, I'm
QUAKING IN MY BOOTS!!!!!
TAT
It's nice to hear that normal people have heard of Joy Division. When I ask my peers if they've heard of them, they assume a confused posture for ten minutes and then reply "Did you say B*witched?"
I frown, then retreat to the clouds where I implore God for sanity. Alas, I have found it here at the 'Zine.
Sweet FA.
For once I agree! What has
THE 90s DONE WITH MUSICAL TASTE?!
