The Mega-Zine Museum
December 25—27, 1998
FRANK JUNIOR JUNIOR I do not like 'Zine's football club. They beat my local club 4-2. Fulham FC is not invited to stay for toasted cheese sandwiches. Oh go on. Pleeeeese!
AUDREY HEPBURN If anyone here goes to Eton, will you give Prince William my number? Pretty please with sugar on top? I've told you before about this unhealthy obsession with Etonians. Stop before it's too late!
DEAR 'ZINERS
Ten things which really annoy me:
- Poo letters from people with the intellect of an ant.
- My sense of humour (amusing only to me).
- The thing in the corner (screen).
- Stupid wars (tables v chairs)
- More stupid wars (paperclips v staples).
PS: If anyone calls me a new 'Ziner, I will throttle them.
From: (Insert hilarious name here)
That's only 5, and
MAKE UP YOUR OWN NAMES!
'ZINERS
Apart from Stay Together and Feel It, are there any other tracks Suede have released that aren't on their four albums?
Also, what are the viewer's opinions of Suede's best album and best song? Mine would be Dog Man Star and either She's Not Dead, The Wild Ones or This Time.
The Greasy Lover
Don't you tread on my
BLUE SUEDE SHOES!?!
PART II
The new light is dazzling, it blinds and affects the purpose of many around me, but it is only now that I begin to see.
The tables have turned and it is clear that I am better than everyone. I am not bitter, for I enjoy the simple things.
"It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls, for the times they are a-changing."
Fat Bob
Is this making sense
TO ANYONE YET?
ALL 'ZINERS AND THE WLWs
I would like to express my great thanks and a Merry Christmas to you all. I'll be away in America as you are reading this and missing the humour and insanity you all possess.
Since I found the 'Zine in May, I have found hope at the end of a world with tracksuit bottoms and awful B*witched singles in it. Since then, I have changed my name five times and I promise to keep this one forever.
Unlimited Edition
It almost brings a tear
TO MY EYE, BUT NOT QUITE!
