The Mega-Zine Museum
December 29, 1998
THE SACRILIGIOUS SHE SPIDER How often exactly do you check your e-mail address if it's not shown? Telepathy?
RED CHIPOLATA Word of the week - EXPUNGE - a dead cleaning implement commonly found in the bathroom. Another word - EXCITE, which is what this very silly word thingy doesn't do!
YELLOW MUSHROOM Rudolph rocks, Santa rocks, elves rock. We love Christmas Hoorah! Ahh, festive mass hysteria.
ZINERS
When you're looking at the stars, don't you think sometimes it's like, you are above them looking down, and that you are going to fall in?
I wish I could fall into a sea of stars sometimes, because sometimes just looking up at them makes me feel so insignificant compared to them.
But that's enough about my hopeless dreams. Merry Christmas everyone.
Moonlight Knight.
You shouldn't touch that
WACKY BACKY YOU KNOW!!!
TO ALL ZINERS
Now that I've got your attention I had better first say I'm new.
Christmas is a confusing time. People can be very illogical. My mum moans about how people don't think about the true meaning of Christmas and Jesus etc.
She then complains that singers don't do special songs like they used to. Unless I've gone deaf, these songs never mention anything about Jesus etc. So why does she want to hear them?
Morleysoft.
One should never try to
FIGURE OUT THE MOTHER!!!
YO ZINERS!
Snow is Christmas
Snow is white
Hope your Christmas
Turns out alright!
That's highly ironic because I think that Christmas stinks and that the commercialism has evillified it all and the meaning of goodwill and love has been vanquished like Hitler! (Who was a very bad man by the way, you uneducated lot!)
Just have a Christmas and a New Year! Oh, but pressies in my direction are OK, you know!
Celestial Bliss.
Just when you thought
SOMEONE MIGHT BE CHRISTMASSY!!!
CHRISTMAS STORY II
"Quickly" said Santa to Rudolph. "We've got to get all these presents ready for tomorrow."
"But Santa, look, there'e a minefield covered in the snow, we can't cross it or we're dead and we haven't brought the sleigh to fly across."
"I know," said Santa, "let's use these stepping stones..."
Cymraeg (in his Santa suit)
Where did the stepping
STONES COME FROM EXACTLY?!!!
