The Mega-Zine Museum
December 22, 1998
'ICKLE VILLENEUVE I have the power of e-mail. Robbie Williams is God! (But please note that God is not Robbie Williams). Well thank Robbie for that!
AUDREY HEPBURN YOUR HUCKELBERRY FRIEND To be really medieval one must have no body. To be really modern, one must have no soul. And to be really Greek, one must have no clothes. Some of my friends are Greek and they have togas.
GULLIBLE STU It has been taken out of the dictionary, honest. Okeydokey!
MARS ATTACKS VERSUS TITANIC
While Mars Attacks obviously has an advantage in the "amount of aliens department", Titanic scores points on the "movie budget size". Mars Attacks has more violence, is funnier and is directed by Tim Burton, which is always a boon.
Titanic is too long and corny, and although James Cameron is God, even God can make mistakes. Just look at the human race for example.
The Great Banana Baron.
Heresy! Everyone knows Ridley
SCOTT IS GOD IN THE MOVIE BUSINESS
BEAT THIS BILLY BOY
She stood in the doorway of the 5 Star Saloon as Fish lay on the ground, clutching his arm where Hiccup's bullet had hit. The girl stepped out of the doorway. Bill looked up sharply, still unsteady from the booze, and saw his ex, Leanda The Kid.
All of a sudden, Bill reached for a gun. Leanda hurled a bottle at Hiccup, then saw him fall.
Leanda the Kid.
Such compelling drama,
IS HE DEAD?! DO I CARE?!
DEAREST WLW
Oh dear my darlings, are not we suffering just a teensy-weensy bit? Staples? Dirty pants boxes? Oh deary, deary me!!!!!!!!!
I am THE YELLOW PLASTIC HATSTAND - and BLUE-TAK rules, 'cos it's cuter than drawing-pins but not as cute as me.
Is this weirdness of the week?
The Yellow Plastic Hatstand
I don't know about weird but
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!!!
DEAR 'ZINERS
Before you all throw Ninja Hamster out of the 'Zine for writing to Backchat, please consider this. The name Ninja Hamster appeared on Backchat, but that does not mean it is our Ninja Hamster.
It could be somebody else writing under the same name. So let's give NH a chance. After all it's Christmas.
Peace on Earth and goodwill to all 'Ziners. Wild Bill please come back.
Butch Accountant and the Yuppie Kid.
Two Ninja Hamsters, surely it
CANNOT BE SO, CAN IT? UMMMMM!!!!
