The Mega-Zine Museum
December 18, 1998
BECKETTS Sorry I havn't written for a while, but I keep putting Granny Smith stickers on the envelope instead of stamps. Whoops-a-daisy. Whoops-a-blink-ing stupid more like!
HUCKLEBERRY FRIEND What is audacity without grace? Audrey Hepburn. What is 'Zine without profundity?
EAU ROUGE If there are plenty more fish in the sea, why all the fuss over fishing? I think you're being far too literal in your outlook. Loosen up!
THE ABSURD MATES PAGE
"I like good music." "Must have a good sense of humour." What is good in your opinion?
"Hi, all you sexy blokes out there." Sexy?, try defining that!
"I like having a laugh." Really. Well I like to sit in the rain and cry myself into a terminal depression, actually!
The "not too sarcastic" Greasy Lover.
Sarcasm is the lowest form of
NOT HAVING ANY FRIENDS!!!
SHE-WOLF AND ZINERS
I have been reading 'Zine for about seven months now and I'm seeing a repeating trend; Ninja Hamster a good 'Ziner, left when criticised, as did Wild Bill. They were both good.
Cloven Hoof may be new, but I've read all five of his letters and was very impressed by his wit. I think he's just being humorous, not obsessive... Keep it up, CH!
The Pariah
Good to see such loyalty,
TWISTED AS IT MAY BE!!!
WELCOME TO FURRY VISION
Cheese is where it's at. Cheese comes in all shades of yellow and orange, which symbolise the sun.
Edam is a special cheese - its red skin shows royalty. It says: "Don't eat me." Many ignore the warning and eat it anyway, but are disappointed because it's hard and chewy.
Cheese lovers are children of the sun.
PS Edam is of course made backwards.
The Radiator
Shock, Horror, Probe, Cheesy
CHEESE OBSESSIVES HIT ZINE!!!
DEAREST ZINE
I was just thinking about how wonderful the Eurovision Song Contest was and how they could do a Supervision Contest where each country entered their best record of all time, like:
Germany - The Model (Kraftwerk);
UK - Tainted Love (Soft Cell);
Belgium - Ca Plane Pour Moi (Plastic Bertrand);
Italy - Shaddapa-you Face (Joe Dolce);
Norway - Take On Me (Italy).
I think that would be rather fun.
Stalin's Sidefick
Aha, don't you mean Take On Me
BY A-HA? JUST WONDERING!!!
