The Mega-Zine Museum
December 16, 1998
THE GURU If elephants were rectangular, would they be blue or a giraffe, if anything? Would an elephant actually exist, because if an elephant's not an elephant, then... what is it? Dumbo!
RUSTY PARROT As I was reading Backchat I found someone asking if Titanic was based on a true story. Remember, HOPE IS IMPORTANT. Yes, but does it float?
EAU ROUGE The meaning of life: being nicer to the assistants in McDonald's than they are to you. That attitude will open sesame doors, I'm sure.
Eh-OH David Gibson
How are you doing? You have not written in lately. I'm sorry about what I said to you. When it comes to Hanson I'm very protective.
I will not tell anyone your full 'Ziner name, but for 'Ziners who might want to guess, here's a clue - initials are BC.
Oh, and one other thing, any of you starting to get PMT yet? (That's Pre-Millennium Tension.)
LuLa the F1 Angel
DEAR ALL
I have proof that the world revolves around me. Food has no taste until I bite into it; even though I know what I'm going to say, it never bores me.
This is the ultimate: all the interesting things that ever happened to me happened while I was in the room.
Also, Sephiroth, where have you gone? I think I love you, or was that Wild Bill?
Teenyboppers Dayglo Shorts
Centre of the universe? Creator of
EARTHQUAKES?... IT'S YOUR FAULT!
NAMELESS
What a great letter! Capitalism, in simple terms, is when people produce goods that they distribute to people who pay for them.
Censors exist because people get a sense of power and false self-esteem from denying other people basic rights. People kill and steal because they think this is the easiest way to get what they want.
You can find out about the world at no cost by thinking, talking, and reading.
TMBGE's Boyfriend
Capitalise on his advice - but whatever
YOU DOES, DON'T MARX HIS WORDS...
HMMMM
Much as I would like to be
Sceptical, you see
I find it problematic
When spiders are in attics.
As it becomes clear
You may start to leer
At strange attempts
To obtain contempt.
Now people view
How I stew
My food
Which has been chewed.
Sweet Anomaly
Your poetry is 2nd rate, but no one can
DEBATE HOW U CHOOSE 2 MASTICATE...
