The Mega-Zine Museum
December 15, 1998
FLUFF-BRAINED HIPPY I am a chip. I am a chip. I am a Southern fry. I am a chip. OK, OK, don't make a meal of it.
RUSTY PARROT Christmas sucks! Winterval is better! Less church and biddies! I hope you like your pressie, pens can be useful. Yep, no one can steal it 'ziners cos RP's kindly engraved it with WLW, ahhh!
AMPHETAMINE We are the people our parents warned us about. My parents are the people I was warned about.
TROUBLED PENGUIN,
The song you're looking for is Ride Forever. Now let's see who can name this tune:
"I can tell he's getting excited, saying he hates Man United." (Too right cos Liverpool rule!)
If you can guess it, it's your turn.
Yours sheepishly
Crazy Sheep Girl
JACOBEAN BOUNTY HUNTER,
You wrote this to our enemy:
"How can the (all-new) Ozone be good with hardly any Jane Middlemiss? She is gorgeous."
You wrote to the enemy and in a letter to 'zine you said Hanson are rubbish. So I will tell you this. I hate you!
Friendly alien angel crossbreed
You don't sound too friendly
TO ME!
DEAR 'ZINERS, WLW AND THE CHIHUAHUA IN THE SPIN DRYER (AKA THE THING IN THE CORNER)
So far we've had Veggies vs Carnivores, Paperclips vs Staples vs Bulldog clips, Hiccup vs Bronson.
My votes go to carnivores, Bulldog clips and Hiccup.
I want to start another debate: Mars Attacks vs Titanic - my vote goes to Mars Attacks. No wet, poncy Leo DiCaprio for me.
Hyena of Stonehenge
C'mon 'ziners
CAST YOUR VOTES!
