The Mega-Zine Museum
December 9, 1998
EMERALD HOPPALOT I went to this really really Catholic church; it was C of E. A church is a church is a church!!!
BEAVIS BOTTLER I like totally didn't kick his butt dude. It was cool!!! Another triumph for cowardice and I'm glad to say, passivity!
DREAM TIME COWBOY The area's in 51, you ALL KNOW what Im saying. It's real. It's "real"!, It's SUReal. (Meet me in the Nevada Desert you loon!!!)
SARAPHINA
First, no boy is worth that much pain. All you have to do is open up and he is yours! We need to know names in order to help your sad love life.
Also, your "poetry" needs working on but I'm sure you have a good heart. We're not bitches, just agony aunts who are fed up with drivel.
Also, does anyone actually like this page?
The She-wolf and Vodka Dude
ZINERS
Do you know what really annoys me? People who write into 'Zine and say "Am I the only person that likes the Corrs?" or something like that.
To save us all the bother of having to read their letters, let me say that clearly you aren't the only person to like a band or a programme or something if they're in the top 40 or high in the ratings.
So, YOU AREN'T THE ONLY ONE!
The Myopic Farseer
Just 'cos some people may be
MORE INSECURE THAN YOU. YOU BULLY!
ZINE
A long time ago there was the first socialist who was misinterpreted by society. Through his good will, new ethics and ideas, the religious transformed him into a myth called Jesus Christ.
He spoke of the socialist Utopia that later became known by the Spiritualists as "heaven".
The Jacobean Bounty Hunter
And to think, I was having a
RELIGIOUS CRISIS BEFORE THIS!
ZINE
Ring me up, I have a new message on my answering machine. You have reached the CPX-2000 Voice Blackmail System. Your voice patterns are being digitally encoded and stored for later use.
Once this is done, our computers will be able to use the sound of YOUR voice for illegal and immoral purposes.
Remember to speak clearly at the sound of the tone. Thank you.
Atomic.
Another feeble Attempt at
WORLD DOMINATION, KEEP TRYING!!!
