The Mega-Zine Museum
December 6, 1998
SHORT-CUTS SPECIAL...
SEXY LADY You there, yes you, Wild Bill Hiccup, just think, you and me together into the sunset, let me be your girl. Don't be shy now.
SOGGY NOODLE Life is focused around Biros and breakfast cereals, do not despair. Oh, OK then.
CHARMLESS SQUIRREL I've had enough of all this nonsense about Wild Bill Hiccup, what's the attraction? Anyway he's gone, abandoned us to our fates. Methinks the lady protests too much.
BOB THE FISH Ninja Hampster, you've committed the ultimate sin by appearing on the other side. Not THE OTHER SIDE!
TIN FAERIE I suppose Bob the Fish has gone out of the 'Zine... I fancied him but would never admit it. But no, there he is, just above you...
THE JACOBEAN BOUNTY HUNTER Ninja Hampster lives in my dirty pants box. Does everyone have one of those?
THE BB MAN Wild Bill Hiccup et al, Stop trying to kill each other. This ain't the time nor the place to wage war on other 'Ziners. For a start, it's the Nineties. Not for long though.
THE JUDGE'S DAUGHTER The brilliant, indeed you are, someone finally recognises GREENDAY to be masters of everything. Even of Trevor McDonald?
TANGA, THE INNER VOICE Grapefruit, I don't want a feud, but I have a funny feeling. Don't have a funny turn now!
Check out the emerging catfight over
WILD BILL HICCUP
ALL ZINERS cont...
The figure looks him in the eyes and replies: "I am a messenger, I bring your redemption."
Before his enemy can react, his weapon flashes forward, causing damage to its soul's body.
The entity known as Sephiroth falls backwards, sucked into the vortex which was to be the device of the planet's destruction.
"I shall return!"
The victor turned away, but not before taunting his defeated foe: "I know, and when you do, Cloud will be waiting."
I thought clouds were supposed to be
SOFT AND FLUFFY?
Santa,
I hope you have a more conscious and less inebriated Christmas than last... than all the rest.
I hope you've taken WLW off your 'naughty' list. You know she doesn't deserve it.
I'm only coming back if you give the elves a pay rise.
Rudolf
PS I've taken the sled (and all the presents).
Time to get into the Xmas spirit
MAKE MINE A GIN AND TONIC!
