The Mega-Zine Museum
December 4, 1998
THE SACRILEGIOUS SHE SPIDER Here is my comeback confession: Inflatable breasts - I take the credit but not the blame. Yep, inflatable bras, they've had their knockers...
MRS WIBBLEY WOBBLEY How about a nice coffee morning? We can talk about that lovely Nick on Corrie. Ooh young man! I'll bring the macaroons!
THE BB MAN So, a new debate. WLW: New person or schizophrenic freak? Multi-faceted egomaniac, actually.
'ZINERS,
A couple of things...
- Paperclips are better than staples, they do not damage paper.
- Chairs are better than tables, they are easier to move around and you can't lean back on a table.
90% Angel (The New One)
ALL 'ZINERS,
Sephiroth stands in a dark room, watching a small glowing orb floating ahead of him.
"Soon, my friend, your growth will be complete and I will control this pitiful world."
But then, from out if the shadows, a figure appears, his long blade glowing in the light from the orb. Sephiroth, sensing the movement, spins to face the figure.
"Who are you, mortal?"
?????
To be continued...
SUNDAY...
HIGHLANDER OR ZINELANDER?
I was born 400 years ago on the pages of 142. I am a 'Ziner and I'm not alone.
Now is the time of the gathering when the stroke of a pen (or fax) will release the power of the creative, humorous writing. In the end, there can be only fun.
PS Duncan McCustard: I have come for your thickening.
The Cloven Hoof
Yes, the gathering...
FULHAM TUBE 5.30??
'ZINERS,
I just wanted to say that I love Wild Bill Hiccup, sniff, and I can't believe he's, cough, signed off.
I know they say, blub, you should always leave on a high, but, boo hoo, I miss him. I can't get by without my weekly fix of WBH.
Please, please Billy, come back!
A Lonesome Cowgirl
C'mon Billy -
WE'LL MAKE YA FAMOUS!
